stop the earth wobbling

Stop the earth wobbling

By David Verveer

Yes, you read correctly, I started a world movement to stop the earth wobbling. Well known scientists claim that the Global Warming is caused by the wobbling effect of our world (due to the simple reason that the orbit of mother earth around father sun, continuously changes, due to change caused by tiny shifts in Earth's rotational axis and orbit). This shift brings our globe nearer and farther away from the sun, thus directly influences the climate. True we do not know the precise reason for this wobble, nor if this wobble follows a known pattern, returning to the same orbit every 1500 year or 21 year, in short, we have insufficient information to predict the next orbit.

But to remain with the same logic of prophet All Gore, of the Greenist religion, we too, think the wobbling is surely man made, and the culprit is H2O (water). Sounds wild, but let me try to explain, the human utilization of fresh water is increasing constantly, which has a direct effect on the balance between salt (oceans and seas) and sweet water (rivers, aquifers, melting icebergs). Increase of the ocean water masses, pushes the earth into an incontrollable wobble, which caused the current hot weather.

Scientists from the Interplanetary University of Nergens in the Netherlands published a study showing that a further decrease of clean water will push our earth at least 24.732 cm nearer the sun, with a disastrous effect on the rising level of the North Sea, endangering the entire population of west Holland. The known climatologist Dr. Ahavat Hatipa Hamarra suggests developing dry water, (Powder which when mixed with liquid, becomes water).

Personally, for years, I suspected that water was the culprit, for example, why humans are the only living creatures that waste regularly water by washing themselves in an abundance of water, why not dry clean?

Our movement, the anti-wobblers, suggest to create laws against showering and bathing in clean water, this in order to save the world, and in order to promote this good cause, I am prepared personally to head our movement and make myself available as next General Secretary of the United Nations.

When I write this, all over the world people join our movement, arrange well published meetings, all this, in order to save human civilization from extension, just like what happened those poor dinosaurs.

Our slogan, THINK BEFORE YOU DRINK OR SINK should be on your mind daily, if you don't want on your conscience, poor children in the under developed countries, to drink coca cola?

Before I forget, I hereby declare Carbon Dioxide innocent of any wrong doing to our earth and climate. It can again be used as blessed Fertilizer Gas in horticulture and agriculture, and as member of the humanoids, I apologize for having accused such important and beneficial gas, for ruining our earth, we will always love you, carbon dioxide.