Re: More data on our scoop a few days ago (new Olmert scandal)
By David Verveer
We brought you a few days back rumors on about a new scandal developing, which concerns our Prime Minister, who allegedly and illegally stole (took) sugar bags from the sugar bowl in the Restaurant of the Knesset, put them in his inner pocket, and sold them on the black market, in order to enlarge his personal bank account.
Since we brought this news-breaking story, we received supplementary information, which will emphasize the precarious situation of Mr. Olmert, who currently seem to succeed in reducing the public damage made by Mr. Talansky, who under cross examination appears to be extremely confused and suffering of memory blocks, and might be unsuitable for being the crown witness in shooting down a ruling prime minister.
Also the case of double or triple invoices for flights in service of charity funds (the so called shnor flights), seem to cool down, when discovered that the Opposition leader used free mileage points from his "shnor" flights to pay for the flight of his lovely wife, which is of course, just the same as double invoicing, and quoting the bible, "don't walk with butter on your head in the midday sun", the police was asked to go slow in that case. The other scandals such as Bank Leumi, house in the "what you call it" street, etc. seem to lack sufficient meat to make it stick, and if not our new scandal of the sugar bags theft, the police would have remained without work, oblige them to deal with crime families and traffic offences.
When talking about the Police, we like to quote the police spokesman, when we asked, why the investigation team heading to the USA and France, includes 8 officers, we received the following logical explanation, as you know, said the spokesman, a police man is not allowed to interview anybody, when alone, as he needs a witness. Further more, it is known that you need for any investigation, a good cop and a bad one. In addition, in order to operate abroad, they require a translator and / or interpreter to relay the questions from Hebrew to English and reverse, and what about French? Of course, when travelling in such a large group, one needs a commanding officer and an organizer, how many people are needed; I think 8 is the absolute minimum, end quote the spokesman.
We also like to bring you some first reactions from the Prime Minister's office, which vary from "no comments" to our Prime Minister never drinks or sits in the Knesset Restaurant" and "the Prime Minister doesn't drink sugar sweetened coffee, but uses sweeteners, which are carefully checked by the security people. We think that the above excuses are all weak attempts to spin the attention from this hideous crime.
Our legal expert told us, that even though, the law doesn't mention theft of sugar bags as major crime; it remains theft, which is a crime punishable by imprisonment of 7 years.
In order to know what the people think of this new scandal, our reporters asked people in the street (Jews, Arabs, Palestinians, Youth, Religious, Free thinkers, etc.), many people told us, that the Prime Minister should resign immediately and bring back Bibi, others told us, that everybody does it (stealing sugar bags), some told us, that since they heard about the new case, they too, started stealing sugar bags, which might explain the national shortage in sugar bags.
A well know Psychiatric expert, with expertise on mental conditions of ruling Prime Ministers from the Kadima party, told us that the sugar bag stealing is an obsession (of course, if proven) caused by continues stress brought upon him by the police, which is an unconscious reaction, called the Post Trauma Kleptomaniac Reaction, (PTKR), a natural mental defiance reaction by battered people.
A note from the Publisher
We try to report this case objectively, without taking sides as we wish our loved Prime Minister Sweet success following his resignation and sentencing.
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Saturday, July 19, 2008
what is the truth?
What is the truth ?
By David Verveer
The past week was very traumatic and sad, when the Hezbollah returned two dead soldiers that were kidnapped on the border, two years earlier. The exchange of bodies for prisoners was arranged with the assistance of the Germans. The deal was struck after years of indirect negotiations, in which the Hezbollah started of with huge demands, and ended up with getting back a young terrorist who twenty odd years ago killed several people, including a 4 year old girl, by smashing in her scull.
This terrorist spend his time in Israeli prison, by studying and even gained university education, received visits on a regular base by the Red cross representative and would have remained in prison for life, if not liberated by the exchange deal, last week.
This terrorist was actually a Lebanese Druze, belonging to the Communist party, and in ideals, just the opposite of those of his liberators, the Shiite Hezbollah.
The horrible truth is, that in order to free this terrorist, the 2 soldiers were kidnapped, which led to the second Lebanese war, and if Israel would have returned this terrorist with the last exchange 2and half years ago, when Israel received 3 dead soldiers and an Israeli drug dealer, in exchange for some Lebanese prisoners of war, they would not have attempted to kidnap our soldiers, who were most probable killed during the kidnap action.
Of course, the Hezbollah played their cards right, and did not release any information on the conditions of those soldiers (who were already dead) and Nashrallah in his speeches played with the feelings of the families (and all Israelis), Red cross was not allowed to visit prisoners, information and medical assistance were nor given, and even though, the local medical examination of the scene, indicated that the soldiers might have died in the attempt, there is nothing more stronger than hope, and the entire nation hoped for safe return of the kidnapped soldiers.
Eventually, the Government agreed to release the killer terrorist, in exchange for the soldiers. This drama took place 3 days ago, when until the last moment, the fate of the soldiers was still in doubt, until the television cameras showed the two coffins.
In Beirut, posters in English stated something like; "Israel cries while Lebanon celebrates"., which was sad but very true. The liberated terrorist was received like a hero, dressed in an officer's outfit of a officer in the "soldiers of Allah" semi military group, with everyone important in Lebanon, kissing him and hailing him as having performed great deeds for his nation, irrelevant that if he would have managed to return to Lebanon, after his killing spree 20 years back, he would have been eliminated by communist hating Shiite Hezbollah, but who cares about the truth.
An Israeli Journalist Uri Ourbach wrote in Y- net and open letter to the Lebanese people, in which he asked them, if this ruthless child killer represents their sentiments, the published back-talks were blood chilling. Many of those talkbacks were written by Arabs, Palestinians and Lebanese, and of course, talkback response by Israelis and Arabs. Most responses were angry replies, that Israel's army has killed many innocent children and women, in capable in comprehending the difference between accidental deaths, when Hezbollah shoots from civilian concentrations, and willful terrorist killings. To those talk-backers, the truth was not important, eye for eye and tooth for tooth, the Israeli is an occupier of Arab Palestine and killing Jews is allowed (as there is no innocent Israeli).
Based on those talk-backs, I conclude that there is no hope for the Middle East, the irrational killing will continue, our and their extremists will drive us from war to war, truth, humanism, historic facts will all be pushed away by religious fanatics and zealots, who over and over again, will justify their ways, by claiming that it is Gods commands, which makes them to behave this way.
All this would not have been possible, if the world would not be depending on Arab Oil, as our human society is driven solely by economics. Funny enough, organized crime driven by the Islam are taking over the democracies of Western Europe, and there is nothing we can do about it, and even here in Israel, we seem to be incapable of dealing with corruption versus continuing our only democracy in the Middle East. The opposition parties look desperate for finding alleged crimes committed by the current Prime Minister, ten years ago, when he was still Mayor of Jerusalem and later on Minister of Industry and Trade. Their sick desire in trying to get back in power reminds the story of the scorpion and the turtle, who made an agreement, in which the turtle would carry the scorpion to the other side of the river, provided the scorpion would not strike it with it poison, but when nearing the other side, the scorpion gave is poisonous strike, killing both through drowning. Reason for his deed and breaking his word, was that you can not change the natural behavior impulses.
But now we are going to happier times, the Olympic Games are due to begin in a fortnight, and there is nothing like Games to take temporary the mind of all current problems, such as water shortage, politics, our remaining hostage in Gaza by the Hamas, world economics, etc. Not important that our participants are hardly at Olympic level, irrelevant that they will never get to the required level, if we do not invest in their training, we keep on hoping for the impossible, who would have expected that our "Yiddischer boggers" (Jewish Boys) participate in International sport events, we really put Israel on the map.
In conclusion, and an answer to Uri Ourbach, who cares what the Lebanese think about Kuntar and his deeds, thank God, I am Israeli, and with all our "Tsores" (problems), we still have a wonderful country, and never a boring day. Think about it, the Arabs were already punished by birth, of being what they are, and suffering from their own kind and a cruel jealous religion, much more than those crimes they manage to commit against us. I too, as a Good Jew, every morning I thank God that he did not make me …. (an Arab).
By David Verveer
The past week was very traumatic and sad, when the Hezbollah returned two dead soldiers that were kidnapped on the border, two years earlier. The exchange of bodies for prisoners was arranged with the assistance of the Germans. The deal was struck after years of indirect negotiations, in which the Hezbollah started of with huge demands, and ended up with getting back a young terrorist who twenty odd years ago killed several people, including a 4 year old girl, by smashing in her scull.
This terrorist spend his time in Israeli prison, by studying and even gained university education, received visits on a regular base by the Red cross representative and would have remained in prison for life, if not liberated by the exchange deal, last week.
This terrorist was actually a Lebanese Druze, belonging to the Communist party, and in ideals, just the opposite of those of his liberators, the Shiite Hezbollah.
The horrible truth is, that in order to free this terrorist, the 2 soldiers were kidnapped, which led to the second Lebanese war, and if Israel would have returned this terrorist with the last exchange 2and half years ago, when Israel received 3 dead soldiers and an Israeli drug dealer, in exchange for some Lebanese prisoners of war, they would not have attempted to kidnap our soldiers, who were most probable killed during the kidnap action.
Of course, the Hezbollah played their cards right, and did not release any information on the conditions of those soldiers (who were already dead) and Nashrallah in his speeches played with the feelings of the families (and all Israelis), Red cross was not allowed to visit prisoners, information and medical assistance were nor given, and even though, the local medical examination of the scene, indicated that the soldiers might have died in the attempt, there is nothing more stronger than hope, and the entire nation hoped for safe return of the kidnapped soldiers.
Eventually, the Government agreed to release the killer terrorist, in exchange for the soldiers. This drama took place 3 days ago, when until the last moment, the fate of the soldiers was still in doubt, until the television cameras showed the two coffins.
In Beirut, posters in English stated something like; "Israel cries while Lebanon celebrates"., which was sad but very true. The liberated terrorist was received like a hero, dressed in an officer's outfit of a officer in the "soldiers of Allah" semi military group, with everyone important in Lebanon, kissing him and hailing him as having performed great deeds for his nation, irrelevant that if he would have managed to return to Lebanon, after his killing spree 20 years back, he would have been eliminated by communist hating Shiite Hezbollah, but who cares about the truth.
An Israeli Journalist Uri Ourbach wrote in Y- net and open letter to the Lebanese people, in which he asked them, if this ruthless child killer represents their sentiments, the published back-talks were blood chilling. Many of those talkbacks were written by Arabs, Palestinians and Lebanese, and of course, talkback response by Israelis and Arabs. Most responses were angry replies, that Israel's army has killed many innocent children and women, in capable in comprehending the difference between accidental deaths, when Hezbollah shoots from civilian concentrations, and willful terrorist killings. To those talk-backers, the truth was not important, eye for eye and tooth for tooth, the Israeli is an occupier of Arab Palestine and killing Jews is allowed (as there is no innocent Israeli).
Based on those talk-backs, I conclude that there is no hope for the Middle East, the irrational killing will continue, our and their extremists will drive us from war to war, truth, humanism, historic facts will all be pushed away by religious fanatics and zealots, who over and over again, will justify their ways, by claiming that it is Gods commands, which makes them to behave this way.
All this would not have been possible, if the world would not be depending on Arab Oil, as our human society is driven solely by economics. Funny enough, organized crime driven by the Islam are taking over the democracies of Western Europe, and there is nothing we can do about it, and even here in Israel, we seem to be incapable of dealing with corruption versus continuing our only democracy in the Middle East. The opposition parties look desperate for finding alleged crimes committed by the current Prime Minister, ten years ago, when he was still Mayor of Jerusalem and later on Minister of Industry and Trade. Their sick desire in trying to get back in power reminds the story of the scorpion and the turtle, who made an agreement, in which the turtle would carry the scorpion to the other side of the river, provided the scorpion would not strike it with it poison, but when nearing the other side, the scorpion gave is poisonous strike, killing both through drowning. Reason for his deed and breaking his word, was that you can not change the natural behavior impulses.
But now we are going to happier times, the Olympic Games are due to begin in a fortnight, and there is nothing like Games to take temporary the mind of all current problems, such as water shortage, politics, our remaining hostage in Gaza by the Hamas, world economics, etc. Not important that our participants are hardly at Olympic level, irrelevant that they will never get to the required level, if we do not invest in their training, we keep on hoping for the impossible, who would have expected that our "Yiddischer boggers" (Jewish Boys) participate in International sport events, we really put Israel on the map.
In conclusion, and an answer to Uri Ourbach, who cares what the Lebanese think about Kuntar and his deeds, thank God, I am Israeli, and with all our "Tsores" (problems), we still have a wonderful country, and never a boring day. Think about it, the Arabs were already punished by birth, of being what they are, and suffering from their own kind and a cruel jealous religion, much more than those crimes they manage to commit against us. I too, as a Good Jew, every morning I thank God that he did not make me …. (an Arab).
Sunday, July 13, 2008
scoop
Scoop – a new scandal on Olmert!
By David Verveer
Our special correspondent (dealing with scandals and gossip) just entered the news-room with a new news breaking scandal on our Prime Minister Ehud Olmert.
She learned from one of the workers in the Knesset Restaurant, that Mr. Ehud Olmert when ordering a cup of coffee, he apparently steals several extra sugar bags, which he puts in his pocket, in order to sell on the black market, and the profit he adds to his continues growing private bank account.
The police has started investigation on this new crime committed by our leader, next week a large team of investigators will travel to the USA and France, in order to gather more information on the case. A spokesman of the opposition leader declared today in a hasty press conference, that Olmert should not continue as Prime Minister after this new accusation has been published. He added, and I quote "a Prime Minister who steals from the Knesset restaurant can not be trusted to run the nation".
Our police stumbled by accident on the disappearance of the sugar bags, when a security officer on duty, ordering coffee at the Restaurant and found the sugar bowl empty. He started to investigate who has been sitting at the same table before him. The Restaurant assistant tried to shush up this dirty affair, but our policeman suddenly realized that he had discovered an additional crime apparently committed by our Prime Minister. The police officer phoned directly to his superiors, including the Chief of Police himself, who after only 23 minutes, joined the investigation and conducted an interview with the Restaurant chief and some of the workers.
According to un-official information supplied by the Police, this embezzlement seems to continue for years, and might have reached a total sum of 2.423 N.I.S worth of sugar (especially now that the World price in foods such as sugar have risen on the World Market due to Global Warming and the production of Ethanol from Sugar containing products).
Member of the Knesset, representing the Settlers (the name is withheld by the Paper) stated that Olmert can not continue another day, as it is crystal clear that a person who steals sugar bags, can not be trusted with decisions on "land for peace" and settlement policies.
Members of the Prime Minister's party refused to comment on these new revelations with the sole exception of the Minister for Transport, who told our correspondent, that he personally did not sweeten his drinks.
The State Comptroller issued a detailed report on the overdose of sugar use by Government employees and Knesset members, accusing Olmert of doping and possession of illegal doses of sugar, and instructed the police to indict the Prime Minister. We expect that this case will precede the other scandals such as; ticket affair, Talanski, Kreminitky, Bank Leumi and helping his former buddy and partner.
A personal advice to our readers, please read this fast, as so far we know, this is still the latest scandal.
By David Verveer
Our special correspondent (dealing with scandals and gossip) just entered the news-room with a new news breaking scandal on our Prime Minister Ehud Olmert.
She learned from one of the workers in the Knesset Restaurant, that Mr. Ehud Olmert when ordering a cup of coffee, he apparently steals several extra sugar bags, which he puts in his pocket, in order to sell on the black market, and the profit he adds to his continues growing private bank account.
The police has started investigation on this new crime committed by our leader, next week a large team of investigators will travel to the USA and France, in order to gather more information on the case. A spokesman of the opposition leader declared today in a hasty press conference, that Olmert should not continue as Prime Minister after this new accusation has been published. He added, and I quote "a Prime Minister who steals from the Knesset restaurant can not be trusted to run the nation".
Our police stumbled by accident on the disappearance of the sugar bags, when a security officer on duty, ordering coffee at the Restaurant and found the sugar bowl empty. He started to investigate who has been sitting at the same table before him. The Restaurant assistant tried to shush up this dirty affair, but our policeman suddenly realized that he had discovered an additional crime apparently committed by our Prime Minister. The police officer phoned directly to his superiors, including the Chief of Police himself, who after only 23 minutes, joined the investigation and conducted an interview with the Restaurant chief and some of the workers.
According to un-official information supplied by the Police, this embezzlement seems to continue for years, and might have reached a total sum of 2.423 N.I.S worth of sugar (especially now that the World price in foods such as sugar have risen on the World Market due to Global Warming and the production of Ethanol from Sugar containing products).
Member of the Knesset, representing the Settlers (the name is withheld by the Paper) stated that Olmert can not continue another day, as it is crystal clear that a person who steals sugar bags, can not be trusted with decisions on "land for peace" and settlement policies.
Members of the Prime Minister's party refused to comment on these new revelations with the sole exception of the Minister for Transport, who told our correspondent, that he personally did not sweeten his drinks.
The State Comptroller issued a detailed report on the overdose of sugar use by Government employees and Knesset members, accusing Olmert of doping and possession of illegal doses of sugar, and instructed the police to indict the Prime Minister. We expect that this case will precede the other scandals such as; ticket affair, Talanski, Kreminitky, Bank Leumi and helping his former buddy and partner.
A personal advice to our readers, please read this fast, as so far we know, this is still the latest scandal.
Saturday, July 12, 2008
inan imaginary country
In an imaginary country lived a people known for their holiness.
By David Verveer
Let me tell you something about an imaginary small country that geographically is situated in Asia, consider itself European but tries to look like the USA. In this country, which we will indicate by the name "the holy land", the citizens are far from saints.
One of the many peculiarities (and there are many) of this country, is that the national police believe that their main task lays in finding reasons to put its prime minister in jail, not because he is such a bad leader or that his election to this high function was not democratic and fair, but because the democratic political game is based on throwing dirt on its leaders. When finally this dirt will stick (mostly because the accusations are some how based on truth) they bring back political leaders, who in the past, did precisely the same dirty crimes, but because being already for three years in the opposition, their deeds are forgiven, and even though, most if not all of the countries current problems were caused by those same leaders, now brought back to have another go in ruining the slow but sure progress made in the last 3 years, such as the fact that the country is running out of potable water, which can mainly be blamed on government budget cuts 5 years ago in establishing distillation plants (the holy land exports this technology to the entire world, and could have been self sufficient in potable water, if it would have invested in distillation plants, but no, the austerity program of the former regime, cut the expenditure of the government, or by such expenses as cutting more than 8 hours weekly of education, putting back the holy land kids in the 38th place of education ranking worldwide, with the highest poverty rate in the western world in the same time with the largest average of multimillionaires, combined with retired people, who lost their life savings and monthly allowance, but possessing the strongest currency worldwide.
This above mentioned former and now back coming politicians have been accused without acquittal of all financial crimes possible, including gathering illegal personal gains, but all this is now forgotten and forgiven, as now the current prime minister seems to have received envelopes filled with donation money (all this happened long before he became prime minister) from a peculiar American, whose motivations are still unknown, and if this is not sufficient, the same prime minister, now seems to have benefitted from murky deals concerning trips abroad, financed by more than one source, thus putting extra money in his pocket. When all this happened? More than ten years back, but now is the time to get rid of him, as he gets uncomfortably near reaching peace with the country's enemies, which would mean that the extreme right need to make sacrifices such as giving back occupied and stolen land, but as our holy land is in the grip of America, and financed by donations of good Christians, all in order to keep the settlers doing, what normal humans would call inhuman behavior, but who cares, holy land or not?
In this imaginary holy land country, the court of justice occupies itself with accusing one of its ministers, with the high crime of French kissing a girl on the mouth, but did not yet succeed in putting its former president in jail, as rapist and sexual miss behavior, compensating their failure by providing him with a generous pension and car with driver.
The police in this funny country have a difficult task of raking up political scandals, and have no time to deal with unholy crime families and new rich oligarchs, who made their money elsewhere, in dubious ways, and are under investigation by the Interpol, people who slowly but surely, take over the country, undisturbed by police or law.
This holy country (remember – imaginary) put up a huge feast celebrating 60 years of independence, while in the background, people starve from poverty, but the tourist trade benefited, something like the games the Roman despots offered the people, but an extreme stage was reached when inaugurating a multi million bridge serving a light train in the capitol from nowhere and back (a transport service which does not exist, and if everything goes like plan will not run in the coming 5 years),the celebration included the French president and his lovely wife and festivities that included a dance performance of children, clad in sacks covering their bodies and part of their faces, in order to preserve their (holy land) modesty. The above mentioned capitol celebrates every year their unification of uniting with nearly a million of people from another religion and nationality, that were forcefully annexed in to the municipality, but without giving them nationally, nor rights to live or built, but of course, when they show their disaffection with their new country and municipality, they are accused of being terrorists.
In this (imaginary) holy country, where people can not get married if they are born to different religions, claims to be the only democracy in the region and the torch of light to the gentiles, thank God, that this is only a imaginary fable, created by my sick phantasm, as such a hypocritical country can not exist, wake up, I am dreaming a night mare.
By David Verveer
Let me tell you something about an imaginary small country that geographically is situated in Asia, consider itself European but tries to look like the USA. In this country, which we will indicate by the name "the holy land", the citizens are far from saints.
One of the many peculiarities (and there are many) of this country, is that the national police believe that their main task lays in finding reasons to put its prime minister in jail, not because he is such a bad leader or that his election to this high function was not democratic and fair, but because the democratic political game is based on throwing dirt on its leaders. When finally this dirt will stick (mostly because the accusations are some how based on truth) they bring back political leaders, who in the past, did precisely the same dirty crimes, but because being already for three years in the opposition, their deeds are forgiven, and even though, most if not all of the countries current problems were caused by those same leaders, now brought back to have another go in ruining the slow but sure progress made in the last 3 years, such as the fact that the country is running out of potable water, which can mainly be blamed on government budget cuts 5 years ago in establishing distillation plants (the holy land exports this technology to the entire world, and could have been self sufficient in potable water, if it would have invested in distillation plants, but no, the austerity program of the former regime, cut the expenditure of the government, or by such expenses as cutting more than 8 hours weekly of education, putting back the holy land kids in the 38th place of education ranking worldwide, with the highest poverty rate in the western world in the same time with the largest average of multimillionaires, combined with retired people, who lost their life savings and monthly allowance, but possessing the strongest currency worldwide.
This above mentioned former and now back coming politicians have been accused without acquittal of all financial crimes possible, including gathering illegal personal gains, but all this is now forgotten and forgiven, as now the current prime minister seems to have received envelopes filled with donation money (all this happened long before he became prime minister) from a peculiar American, whose motivations are still unknown, and if this is not sufficient, the same prime minister, now seems to have benefitted from murky deals concerning trips abroad, financed by more than one source, thus putting extra money in his pocket. When all this happened? More than ten years back, but now is the time to get rid of him, as he gets uncomfortably near reaching peace with the country's enemies, which would mean that the extreme right need to make sacrifices such as giving back occupied and stolen land, but as our holy land is in the grip of America, and financed by donations of good Christians, all in order to keep the settlers doing, what normal humans would call inhuman behavior, but who cares, holy land or not?
In this imaginary holy land country, the court of justice occupies itself with accusing one of its ministers, with the high crime of French kissing a girl on the mouth, but did not yet succeed in putting its former president in jail, as rapist and sexual miss behavior, compensating their failure by providing him with a generous pension and car with driver.
The police in this funny country have a difficult task of raking up political scandals, and have no time to deal with unholy crime families and new rich oligarchs, who made their money elsewhere, in dubious ways, and are under investigation by the Interpol, people who slowly but surely, take over the country, undisturbed by police or law.
This holy country (remember – imaginary) put up a huge feast celebrating 60 years of independence, while in the background, people starve from poverty, but the tourist trade benefited, something like the games the Roman despots offered the people, but an extreme stage was reached when inaugurating a multi million bridge serving a light train in the capitol from nowhere and back (a transport service which does not exist, and if everything goes like plan will not run in the coming 5 years),the celebration included the French president and his lovely wife and festivities that included a dance performance of children, clad in sacks covering their bodies and part of their faces, in order to preserve their (holy land) modesty. The above mentioned capitol celebrates every year their unification of uniting with nearly a million of people from another religion and nationality, that were forcefully annexed in to the municipality, but without giving them nationally, nor rights to live or built, but of course, when they show their disaffection with their new country and municipality, they are accused of being terrorists.
In this (imaginary) holy country, where people can not get married if they are born to different religions, claims to be the only democracy in the region and the torch of light to the gentiles, thank God, that this is only a imaginary fable, created by my sick phantasm, as such a hypocritical country can not exist, wake up, I am dreaming a night mare.
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